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AI Roast Book

The funniest gift they'll never see coming.

4.9Β· 2,300+ books made
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Things They Would Never Say

The humor that makes roast books unforgettable

Einstein saying "Math? I just guess."

β€œMath? I just guess.”

- Einstein

Napoleon saying "Small goals, small life."

β€œSmall goals, small life.”

- Napoleon

Bruce Lee saying "I'd rather just talk it out."

β€œI'd rather just talk it out.”

- Bruce Lee

Marilyn Monroe saying "Let me just blend in."

β€œLet me just blend in.”

- Marilyn Monroe

Now imagine this, but with YOUR friends

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β€œMy dad literally cried laughing. Best birthday gift I've ever given him!”

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Sarah M.Β·Birthday
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β€œThe AI images are insanely good. My friends couldn't believe it wasn't real.”

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β€œTook me 2 minutes to make. My coworker's farewell party was unforgettable!”

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Rachel K.Β·Work

Perfect for every occasion

BirthdaysFarewellsWeddingsGraduationsBachelor(ette)RetirementsFather's DayJust because

Frequently Asked Questions About The Roast Book

What is The Roast Book?
The Roast Book is an AI-powered personalized gift. You upload a photo of your friend, describe their personality traits and quirks, and AI generates a custom illustrated flipbook called "Things [Name] Would Never Say" - featuring funny quotes paired with illustrated images of your friend in hilarious scenarios. It costs $9.99 and is ready in under 2 minutes.
How does The Roast Book work?
It takes 3 simple steps: (1) Upload a photo of your friend and enter their name, (2) Describe their personality traits - AI generates personalized roast quotes and you pick your favorites, (3) Preview 3 free illustrated pages, then pay $9.99 to unlock the full 8-page flipbook. The entire process takes under 2 minutes.
What occasions is The Roast Book good for?
The Roast Book is perfect for birthdays, weddings, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, graduations, holidays, retirement celebrations, or any time you want to make a friend laugh. It is especially popular as a funny birthday gift and a personalized farewell gift for coworkers.
How much does The Roast Book cost?
You can preview 3 illustrated pages for free. The full 8-page personalized roast book costs $9.99 - a one-time payment with no subscription or hidden fees.
Is The Roast Book mean or offensive?
Not at all. The humor is based on "comedy through contradiction" - imagining things your friend would never say based on their actual personality. It is affectionate and playful, not cruel. Think of it as an inside joke turned into a beautifully illustrated gift book.
How do I share The Roast Book with my friend?
After your roast book is generated, you get a unique shareable link. Send it via WhatsApp, text message, email, or any messaging app. Your friend opens the link and flips through their personalized illustrated roast book on any device - no app download needed.